Death, Destruction, Mayhem: Sex and the City? More like Sex and the SHITTY....

All right ladies, calm down.....
I'm actually here to defend the series Sex and the City (or SATC as all the ladies in the know call it...).
It was a groundbreaking TV show. There has never been an R rated sex comedy told from the female perspective. It was pretty enlightening to a guy like me. I knew that AIDEN = BAD....
BUT......................

MR. BIG = GOOOOOOOOOOD!

My life loves Mr. Big. She felt like Carrie and him should've been together forever! She DID NOT like Aiden. I dare not include a photo of him, or my Wife could get pretty pissed.

I don't even have the balls to mention BURGER. That's the dude from Office Space who was Horse Faces boyfriend in Season 5.

OOOOPS! Sorry!!! I called SJP (Sarah Jessica Parker for all you straight men) a Horse Face. It's an old joke, but a good one!

I've got some other things to say about the cast....

KRISTIN DAVIS

This girl is the worst actress of all time. If you watched Sex and the Shitty:The Movie, you know of what I speak. I can't believe that she ever got hired on this, or any other series!!!! I imagined this is the look on her face when she got the great news from her agent!!

It's like she's all ready thinking of her EMMY speech!
She must have been so happy!
Wonder what she looked like when she found out that SATC was filming it's last season?????????

Sorry Kristin. Or Kristen.

THE RED HEADED DIKE (Cynthia Nixon guys....)

Doesn't that turn you on? Yeah, me neither. Here's a list of things I'd rather have sex with more than Cynthia Nixon....

BRILLO PAD

AHHHHH.... The sharp, jagged shards of stainless steel would be a welcome invitation. At least a Brillo Pad won't eat you after it's done mating. Cynthia Nixon on the other hand......

AN OLD PIECE OF WOOD WITH RUSTY NAILS IN IT