Heye everyone. Hope you're day is going good. It's sunday.... Alot of you think Football. The NFL. The good old gridiron. Barbeques. Beer. Well, not so much for me.
Sunday means only one thing.
VH1 SHOWS.......
My good people, it's now been long enough. I have been exposed to this for a long time now. I fought it off for a while. I held off as much as I could. There is one, sorry conclusion to be made.
I sorta like it...
I watch Celebrity Fit Club....but that's OK......It's kind of like sports. Tina Yothers, Kelly LeBrock (from Wierd Science you insolent Fools!!!!), and Marsha Brady jiggling through some obstacle course is now "sports" to me. The writings on the wall.
I watch the Flavor of Love. Flav is a funny guy for the most part, but where do they find these sluts? I can ALMOST understand Rock of Love (or it's charming counterpart-the Rock of Love Bus), but 20 skanks fighting for FLAV???????? Why is humankind at its lowest so damn entertaining?
I just finished watching TOOL ACADEMY 2... I know what you're thinking. BIG MISTAKE. Cuz I didn't see TOOL ACADEMY 1 (I stole that joke, don't hunt me down Joe Rogan.) This is a show where Woman bring there horrible boyfriends to be trained. They show the boyfriends cheating, flirting, and degrading. They have video clips of these guys doing all kinds of fucked up shit!!! Not a single professional therapist asks the one important question that needs to be asked though........MMMMMMMMMMMM.. how about, "WHY THE FUCK DO YOU WANT TO BE WITH THIS DOUCHEBAG!!!!!!!!!!" I asked my wife mid season, "When does BITCH ACADEMY start? How about OVERBEARING NAG academy?"
Well anyways guys, thanks for reading this b.s. I want you guys to comment and tell me what a DickHead I am though. That way, I know who to have professionally killed when I rule the world. BWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH!!!!
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I actually look forward to some of those wierd shows that we watch when I am there. See you in a few days.
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