Just ask Rocky Dennis.... I mean Fergie....

Have you ever walked in on somebody elses conversation, and have them look at you with an awkward, almost petrified stare. It doesn't take a genius to tell that they were just talking about you. Chances are it wasn't favorable. They probably think you are a big douchebag.
The reason why I bring this up, is a theory that is rolling around my head. I think it is a well thought out hypothesis. I may be on to something here people!
Let me explain.....
I fucking hate pop music. It is a real stretch to even lump it in with all of the other legitimate forms of music out there. A genre of "music" filled to the brim with worthless skanks who can dance. Stupid whores who stumble into the studio after a night at some Hollywood hot spot, do a few lines, pop a few prescription pills and mumble into there microphone. It doesn't matter if they can sing or not, the computers and heavy effects on the voice will take care of that. Any tart with a tight body can be a pop star. Just do a lot of crunches, cardio, and make sure you're mouth muscles and gag reflex are ready to work.
This brings me to my theory. Now think hard about this.
They are laughing at you. They are deliberately making such awful "music", because they want to find out just how far they can go. They are cracking up in the studio. I bet you they are making inside bets with each other. Britney is making a bet with Shakira. Lady GaGa is betting that you'll buy her shit. Wanna know how I can prove it????
Just ask Rocky Dennis, I mean Fergie.....
You all know Fergie, she's in the Black Eyed Peas. The Black Eyed Peas have given us all, what drug addicts call rock bottom.
I was sitting with my Wife one night, enjoying some wine and freindly conversation. That's when she sprung it on me. She asked me if I wanted to hear a song she had downloaded on her phone. Nothing could have prepared me for what I heard. She played me a song called "boom boom", or "boom yeah", "boom boom yeah", who gives a shit.
This is easily, the worst piece of shit i've ever heard. I listened to the whole thing, I gave it a chance. There is not a single melody in the entire song. It's a lomg, auditory nightmare. She's talking about swagger, the guys are just saying "boom boom" over and over again.
My Wife isn't stupid, she knew I was going to hate it. She asked me what I thought. All I could think to say was, "That is every High School Cheerleading coaches wet dream."
They are laughing all the way to the bank people. You are all suckers. You all bought this shit, you think it's "new", and "edgy". Put whatever adjective you want in front of it people..... It's fucking lame.
You like pop music? Go listen to some fucking Jamiroquai, at least they play there own instruments, write there own music, and can perform it live without a boa constrictor, light show, or a bunch of tits and ass to make it interesting. OR, grow a pair of nuts and listen to something created by a musician, not a PRODUCER.
Once the laughter stops people, they WILL record another album. STOP BUYING THIS SHIT!!! Take a stand for the good of our culture. Say NO to Britney, Christina, Rhianna, Black Eyed Peas, Lady GaGa (and her penis), and all of the others who STEAL OUR MONEY!!!!!
Only when we refuse to accept mediocrity as entertainment, will we get anything better than we are now. I'm ready for something better.....

I hope you are to.

P.S. Rocky Dennis is the kid from the Mask.