FAITH HILL...
I think she is a great looking lady. I love the Sunday Night Football song. She looks like this..
One night my Wife is watching Oprah, and I find out that she really looks like this....
Big difference huh? Why does she need fake hair, and makeup? She's pretty FUGLY in real life, so why portray yourself as a hot chick?
There's also people who want to portray a certain image. Like Tiger Woods. He is the ultimate competitor. Somebody who likes to portray himself as a devoted Husband and Father. Well, here's his wife.
Dude. She is a beautiful girl. You're good. No need to fuck with that. I imagine this is how she looks chasing him with a 3 iron.
For whatever reason, people hoist these assholes on a pedestal. Am I going to give up watching the US Open because Tiger banged a bunch of skanks? Do I stop watching the Sunday Night Football song because I know that Faith Hill needs tons of fake hair and makeup to be attractive?
For me, the answer is NO. I don't need these people to be perfect. I'm far from perfect. You're even further from perfect than I am. Deal with it slugs!!!!
Now I hate everybody who makes more money than me, so I pretty much hate everybody, but I wouldn't trade my life for there's in a second. Tiger can mash a fucking golf ball better than anybody, but that doesn't make him a better person. Faith Hill can sing horrible music and nail her hick husband, but I don't want to switch places with them.
Think about who you respect people. Think about WHY you respect them.
I'm so guilty, because I always love certain athletes, musicians and actors. Tiger included. I thought he was the guy that didn't get involved in all that bullshit. No man or woman is above the scandal.
Here's a list of some people I highly respected throughout my life.
LEONARD BERNSTEIN
Best American composer ever. Unreal talent, creativity and sheer badassness. Also cheated on his wife with SEVERAL dudes.
PAUL LODUCA
Represented what hard work, dedication, and being a TRUE LA DODGER was all about. Until we found out that he did steroids and cheated on his wife.
MAYNARD JAMES KEENAN
well......He's just a strange guy....
BUT HE'S THE LEAD SINGER OF TOOL, OWNS HIS OWN WINERY, AND AN ALL AROUND NICE GUY!!!!
I get sucked in, you get sucked in. At the end of the day, we have ourselves and our families. Mine looks like this.
No makeup, special effects or publicists needed.
WE FUCKING RULE....
Swear to GOD I am laughing so hard I can hardly breathe!!!!! So true, so funny...so awesome!! You always wanted to be a writer when you were little...you're doing it!
ReplyDeleteAW!! I think a tear rolled down my cheek ;-) Your family is awesome, and they do RULE!!!
ReplyDeleteBTW, you broke the first rule of your blog....you said that you would not show pics of your wife or family unless they were pissing you off.....SOFTY!!
ReplyDeleteTrisha...you are right. I didn't think he would become a softy so fast with the pics. Now that I write this, he'll blog tomorrow night about how much me and the kids are pissing him off.
ReplyDeleteI love your blog. Makes me smile and laugh really hard.
ReplyDeleteI hate rich people. With all their 10 cars. Donate to a fucking therapy center. Like mine. Or give me a car. I need one!
I wouldn't trade your family in either. I'm kinda partial to all of you all. Even the girl in pink boots who tells me when she's been a brat ;-) though you might want to remind me in a couple years that I said if I had five girls just like Ava I'd be happy.
Erin