You'll notice I put men in quotations.......
That's because there is a disturbing new trend out there. I'm sure all of the bitches (I mean Women) are loving it. We have been womanized for a long time. It's been all downhill for us Men since the 1950's.
But this is unacceptable.....
Men.
Stand up for yourself....
DON'T WEAR PINK.....
EVER.....
I thought certain things were a given. Certain things were written into the fabric of our being.
Water's wet.
The sky is blue...
MEN DON'T WEAR PINK!!!!!!!!!
When did we fall asleep, and let women slide this color into our wardrobe??? How can we be so lazy?????
I've sat down and REALLLLLLY thought about an occasion suitable for a man to wear a pink shirt......
OK....
If you are at a breast cancer rally....
YOU CAN WEAR PINK....
I am 100% against any women's breasts having cancer... I love breasts waaaay to much for that...
But this....
IS UNACCEPTABLE!!!!!!!!
WOW DUDE....
I hope your super cool wife/girlfriend put formaldehyde in the mason jar that contains your BALLS!!!!!!!!
I'm sure she'll be eye fucking the guy at the bar that looks like this pretty soon.....
THAT"S RIGHT.......
You'll notice he's wearing red.... That's OK.
Here is a list of acceptable colors for men to wear....
1. Anything but pink.
Here is a list of unacceptable colors for men to wear...
1. FUCKING PINK!!!!!!
If you want to be a bitch (woman), "metro", or ambiguously gay/lesbian/transgender..
Than bust out your Mom's pink shirt and feel confident in your decision!!!!
Keep in mind though....
Women....
Like MEN.
No matter how much they try to deny it.
If your wife/girlfriend wants you to ACT like a woman...
She's probably gay...
Than you can go out and buy some clothes that are black, or brown, or blue and join the rest of the normal universe.
Don't be women men....
Peace.
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