Shallow??? Don't get cocky BITCHES!!!!!!!

You Women think you are so fucking deep. You are so interesting and mysterious. You thrive on the fact that men have no clue about you.
You love to point the finger and say how "shallow" we are... Men will only be with a beautiful woman. We don't care about what lies underneath the skin. We don't care about your hearts and souls.
BULLSHIT!!!!!
Women are just as shallow as men. Just because you may find certain qualities in men attractive, doesn't make you less shallow. Let's talk about attraction people!!!

I am NOT an attractive looking man. I am overweight. I do NOT make a lot of money. I cannot fix shit. I do NOT clean up after myself. I am NOT super sensitive, or understanding to a woman's needs.

I AM married to a beautiful woman. She does cook for me. She does clean for me. She does raise my children. She does do my laundry.

SO......

I'm sure we can all agree that Ann is not shallow. OR IS SHE???????

If you ask Ann to list the most important qualities in a man.... I have them...

ANN'S LIST OF IMPORTANT SHIT

1. Make her laugh..........check.
2. Have 5 pound cock.......check.
3. Don't be short..........check.
4. Have thick eyebrows.....check.

SEE!!!!!! I'm GOOD!!!!!

Ann is extremely shallow. She doesn't have to switch AT ALL from her comfort zone to be married to me. I fit all of her criteria!!! Now what about me....

TRAVIS' LIST OF IMPORTANT SHIT

1. Be blond....check.
2. Have large breasts...check.
3. Don't be an idiot.....check.
4. Don't make me do laundry...check.

SEE! I'm just following a criteria that is appropriate for me!

So who is shallow? We all have wants and needs. We all have hopes and desires. Just because men place more of an emphasis on the physical appearance......THAT MAKES US SHALLOW???????
Ann always comments about how Women are always better looking than Men in most relationships........
HMMMMMMMMMM. Well what about these?????



Ummmm. Yeah....
I'm sure he had been wishing for a women who looks like she got punched in the face by her uncle or some shit. He most certainly felt sorry for her. He could've have been with any great looking, smart, talented woman. Instead he's stuck with a women who looks like she was spawned by Cher and Eric Stoltz from "The Mask".



WOW....What a disgusting, hairy mess. I'm talking about Bella. That guy is way hotter than her, If I was wasted at a bar, I would probably be making out with him by the bathroom over her. They have the same body. At least he can carry on a conversation.....



This one is a no brainer.. He is a fucking pimp....
She's the bitch from "Milk Money".....



I'm not saying he's on the cover of Playgirl.....But she is HORRIFYING!!!!!!!
He's been dead for about 30 years!!! If you dug up his corpse he would be more attractive than this bitch!!!!!
I do love her though....
She broke up THE BEATLES.....
MOST OVERRATED BAND OF ALL TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!

See Women!!!!!

Men aren't that shallow!!!