man oh man oh mangina

Just when I thought I've seen it all...
Life has a way of making you scratch your head. Honestly though, I've been walking around on this rock for 35 years, and shit STILL completely surprises me. We've been operating on a common theme this month on DDM, and it continues tonight.
Has anybody seen this bumper sticker?

You have got to be FUCKING KIDDING ME!!!!!!!!!!!!
Any man who would put this on his car, is very simply put, not a real man.
I drive around the freeways and surface streets ALL day long, and I've seen this bumper sticker at least 20 times in the last year. Not ONCE have I seen a bumper sticker that says....
I LOVE MY HUSBAND.....
That's because the bumper sticker has very little to do with love, and very much to do with wives trying to run there husbands lives. You see it all the time... Some fat, ugly, smelly Winnebago of a woman with some poor, feeble, meek little man. Something has happened in this country. It is happening all around us AND......
It's getting worse AND.........
We're losing.
Woman have it figured out gentlemen. They have figured out that we are bigger, faster, stronger and more talented. DON'T get all pissed ladies! Go ahead and name something that a woman is the best in the world at (besides getting pregnant and taking care of babies), and I'll listen and update this post. Men are even better CHEFS than you.
Here is a list of things we are better at.....
1.everything
and your list?
1. nothing...........
Sorry to sway off the subject at hand. We were talking about this bumper sticker. I've seen men wearing a T SHIRT that says the same thing!!! You poor bastards, STAND UP FOR YOURSELF!!!!!! You may as well wear a shirt that says....
My Wife trims my MANGINA!!!
My Wife cuts my food!!!!
My Wife let's me play GOLF (with her dad)!!!

Come on Men!!! Let's end this crap!

FOR THE RECORD.........
I love my Wife very much. I love my kids very much. I love my parents, my sister, my friends, my wii and my cat. I own zero T SHIRTS professing my love to any of them.
Don't allow your wife to castrate you. Don't be a total dick all of the time, but stand up for yourself. Don't be afraid to make her watch a war movie every now and again. Let her know that it's OK to eat a pound of bacon for breakfast. Let her know that you can't run outside into your car every time you need to pass gas!
Let her know that you love her.
I would suggest saying it, not sticking it to your rear bumper.
Let her know that it's not OK for a man....... to be a WOMAN.
DON'T WORRY......
The next time it's time to get busy.....
She'll be glad she let you keep your dick.
Peace Shitheads....