Now I'm Done

My loyal subjects-
I'm taking the rest of this week off from the blog to celebrate the holidays. I will be back after Christmas and fill you in on all the gory details. I thought I would leave you with something very special though.
Most of you know my son TJ is diagnosed with Autism. No, I'm not going to ramble on about vaccinations, and the CDC and all of that shit, but those of you who know TJ will realize how incredible this is.
It wasn't even 6 months ago that this kid couldn't even speak. He used sign language, and moans and grunts to communicate with us. When TJ's therapist sent this to my phone today, I was damn near tears. This is what the holidays are all about... Small miracles to everyday, blue collar guys like me. Families who stick together no matter what. Most importantly, Kids who smile and laugh, not even fully understanding how different they really are. With all of that being said, here's my son, one of the lights of my life, singing "Jingle Bells"...


On that note.... I wish all of you, my friends and family, an EXTREMELY Merry Christmas. I hope you all can take a moment and give somebody in your Family a hug, and tell you how much you love them.

Now Fuck Off....and I'll talk to you next week.

2009 Candles

Hi everybody...
It's me......Jesus....
Don't be afraid, I bring good tidings, but there is something that has been irritating me a little bit.
Have you ever seen the movie Sixteen Candles? Yeah, the one where everyone forgets that lesbians birthday, but some charming football player still wants to nail her? Well, I feel the same way. You're all wrapped up in the Christmas season and every year you forget.....
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY JERK.......
They should make a movie about me. Hopefully that psycho Mel Gibson won't direct it again. I would like to call it 2009 CANDLES.
Well anyways, I thought instead of being all coy, and meek about it (like that dike Molly Ringwald), I'd be bold and just come out with it. I've made a birthday list for you guys. That way, you will know exactly what to get for me on MY birthday.

1. Some New Sandals

Seriously, these old Birkenstocks are getting a little worn after 2000 years. Hook me up with some Reefs, or Rainbows.

2. A new Beige Tunic

Preferably one with a pocket. That way when I'm rocking out to Stryper, Amy Grant, or U2 (just the old stuff, anything before Zooropa), I got a place to keep my IPod. You can have someone in the know weave it out of hemp. Yeah, I put that stuff on the earth to make clothes and paper, not to smoke, freakin' hippies........

3. Beard Trimmer

I'll take the Norelco.... I don't use Gilette anymore after Tiger broke one of my Commandments.

4. A BIG tube of NeoSporin

I was nailed to a CROSS for you ungrateful turds....The least you can do is hook me up with some medicated ointment to make my wounds heal a little better...

5. A Nintendo WII

Cuz they rule.....

6. Lay off the blacks and gays

Don't believe all of that crap you read in the Bible (which was translated by white, racist pricks in the middle ages), I love all people, even if they like it in the can... I blessed Blacks with better rhythm, senses of humor and athletic ability for a reason whitey's...

7. Your heart and soul....

I'm not playin'.. Give your life to me, and reap the benefits!!!!

Look people...Christmas is great....It wouldn't be a blip on the radar without me though. My Dad made all of you different, cuz he thought it would make your lives more interesting. He didn't think you would be killing each other!!!!!! Take a lttle advice from me and CHILL OUT!!!!!
Well, I'm done preaching to you.. I'm going to go lay out, it's 80 degrees with a breeze up here EVERY DAY....
I love you all...DUH...I DIED FOR YOU!!!! Now hook me up with something!!!!
Jesus Christ
A.K.A Jizzle Chrizzle Fo Shizzle

DDM's Musicians Everybody Loves, And I HATE!!!!!

Well, I guess this is just a natural progression. I've created this platform for myself to vent my frustrations. There is not a single thing on earth that frustrates me more than bad music. I take that back........The thing that frustrates me the most is when these musicians, bands, artists suck, but everybody loves them.

Let's start off with a man who really pisses me off. Everybody worships this guy. Not me! His music all sounds the same.. Same groove, same beat, same melody, same theme!!!!

This assholes name is...........

FUCKING BOB MARLEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What is so fucking great about a guy who is famous for smoking weed??? Shit, give me all that money and I'll get high!! The only suitable location for this type of shit is here.....

That's right... A FUCKING CAMPFIRE.......
Somewhere where everybody is drunk, stoned, tripping there balls off or high on life! This is Hippy, Wanna Be CRAP!!!!
The whole reggae genre is built upon peace and love, and getting high. I'm fine with all of these things, whatever you want to do. Why is it that we need a style of music to go along with it though? AM I the only person on earth who likes to be excited when I listen to music? If I want to relax, I'll go to sleep, that is the ultimate in relaxation.
The lyrics are FUCKING STUPID!!!!!!!!!!
"One good thing about music, when it hits you, you feel no pain." How is sound going to hit you? WOW, YOU"RE SO DEEP BOB!!!!!!!
"We're jammin', I hope you like jammin' too!" Great, you're jammin'. Why do I need to be jammin'? Leave me alone dick!
"One love, One heart, let's get together and feel all right." I have no idea what this mean. I guess it means we're all supposed to agree with the thing he loves the most. Which apparently is feeling all right......
Wow, all of these deep, insightful lyrics make me want to join a yoga class.

All you Assholes may buy it, But I'm not DAMMMMMITTT!!!!!!!!!!!!
I reallly wonder how many people actually like this crap, and how many just say they do to avoid the obligatory, "WHAT!!! You don't like Bob Marley???? What's wrong with you?"
What's wrong with me? Fuck you HIPPY!!!!!

Don't bow down to these supposed "Classic", "Timeless" musicians. Most of them FUCKING SUCK. If you like Bob Marley, fine. I don't know what the hell you find so appealing, but to each his own.
BY THE WAY...............
If you're reading this, and you don't comment or follow the blog......
I put a lot of effort into writing this bullshit. The least you can do is take 2 minutes to sign in so you can follow and comment. I want you to rail on me. I want you to call me a prick. I want you to disagree with me!
Any and all criticism is encouraged.
So come on Bob Marley Fans.....
REACT TO ME!!!!!!!!!

DDM's Most Overrated Movies

This is something else I've been wanting to start up for a little bit. I was really inspired when I was in California this weekend. A few of my Friends, Mike and Steve, were hanging out in my parents garage, just like the good old days. I was a little drunk, but I remember overhearing an intelligent debate over the best Steven Seagal film (they decided they were ALL a tie for first!) of all time. This is coming from Mike, who highly recommended Tenacious D and the Pick of Destiny, And Steve, who has a VHS copy of Dungeons and Dragons the Movie, somewhere.....Maybe IN his VCR right now!

I'm happy to announce the DDM (death, destruction and mayhem you dullards), Most Overrated Movies.

We're going to start off with a bang. This film won the best picture Oscar! It won Best Actor. It won a ton of other awards. It has it all.......War, History, Bus stops, leg braces, and a floating feather!

It's Gump.....FORREST GUMP!!!!!!!!
This is the movie, that in 1994, took the world by storm. Everybody was saying retarded shit like......
"Stupid is as stupid does"
"Life is like a box of chocolates"
How lame!!!! Nobody even quotes the best line of the movie!!!!
"I think I ruined your roommates bathrobe.."


Come on!!! Don't all stupid, slow people get to ejaculate in some cute girls bath robe???
Don't forget about some of the other characters though????? What about LIEUTENANT DAN???????
He was the most interesting character of the movie, and was OBVIOUSLY played by two different actors.
There was this guy...

Who very CLEARLY has legs........
And this guy......

He must be a method actor or something!!!!
By the way, I found a picture of Lieutenant Dan's stunt double in this movie......

Than of course, the lovely Jenny....
The Jenny who is a coked out, disease ridden, stripper, slut, hippy skank whore....
Her and Forrest are perfect for each other.....



I can't believe Tom Hanks won an Oscar for this shit. All he did was act stupid, wave, smile, and look like this.....

Shit! I can do that! I do it when my wife gives me a list of 3 things to do!!!
Give me 10 mil and a fucking Oscar!!
Seriously though, just because it's overrated, doesn't mean it's bad. Forrest Gump is a good movie, but it sure aint the greatest ever. You don't deserve to be torn apart and bashed if you're a fan of this movie.
HOWEVER.....
It beat 2 of my favorite movies of all time.....
PULP FICTION
THE SHAWSHANK REDEMPTION

Now if you try to tell me that FORREST GUMP is better than those, than we'll tangle.

But come on though......

Yer better than that...

Just _____________ASSFACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (part one)

Look everybody, I know times are tough. Times are tough for everybody, especially people who work in sales......Like Me...
You've got to struggle, and claw for every dollar. Every sale, no matter how small, is extremely important.
I'll never forget what they taught us at my orientation. The most important job in the world is a professional salesperson, because all we do is help people. Let me tell you something though......
NOT ALL SALESPEOPLE GOT THE MEMO......
The one thing that I pride myself on, is that I don't sell shit to people that they don't need.
NOT ALL SALESPEOPLE GOT THIS MEMO EITHER........
Like a lot of other housewives out there, my wife clips coupons to save us some money. We needed to get the car washed, so she went online and found us a coupon. We could get our SUV washed for $7.99 if we showed up before 10am for an early bird special. SO....We finished breakfast and loaded up the kids.

We pull up to the car wash, and before the car wash guy can write up our ticket, some other dick walks up to my window. Apparently it's a pretty ballsy move to show up at a car wash with a chip on your windshield. He's giving me his pitch, which totally sucked, telling me that my insurance would cover it, and I wouldn't pay a dime. He managed to squeeze all of this in before I could say, "It's all ready fixed."

I'm not buying this free shit either. Whens the last time you called an insurance company, and got off the phone not paying money????? NEVER!!!! That's because Insurance companies make a killing on selling you something that you don't need!!!! I hear, pay me $500 a month, juuuuuuuuust in case something goes wrong. When it does go wrong, we'll tell you to fuck off anyways!!! What a fucking scam!!!

So anyways, I finally get the Chip guy off my ass, and the car wash guy comes up with the ticket. I'm on the defensive, so I hand him the coupon and tell him that's all I want. NOTHING ELSE.....

I made a big mistake though.......

I asked him a question about car washing, sort of a more complicated question..A question that could lead him into... AN UP SELL!!!!!

I asked him how I could get the hard water stains off the side of the car. He looked and told me that their Gold Supra Extra Premium Galaxy Platinum Ultra Package would do the trick. I asked him how much it was, and he delivered the price without even batting an eye, or chuckling to himself while he said it.

$125....

ONE HUNDRED AND TWENTY FIVE FUCKING DOLLARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FOR A CAR WASH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

After my heart started beating again, I said no thank you, and walked inside to pay. I wanted to ask him something though. Do you think the guy in the Ford Explorer, with a wife and 2 kids, a UFC sticker on the back, obviously not intelligent enough to park further away from the sprinklers, and a coupon for $7.99 is really going to pay $125 for a wash!! Seriously, was I going to pony up an extra $117.01 for a car wash. Balls people...This guy had a lot of balls.

We escaped into the lounge. I thought I was free.

NO WAY ASSHOLE!!!!!

They have TOYS at the car wash. I have children, and they happen to love toys!!!! So there putting there little, grubby hands all over this shit. I was in total awe. No wonder they were handing out $7.99 car washes!! They want you to do your Christmas Shopping there too!

I couldn't believe all of the blatant, used car salesman tactics!!!The experience made me want to scream.....

JUST WASH MY CAR ASSFACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This is going to be a new series on the blog. Some future entries may or may not include.....

Just change my brake pads ASSFACE!!!!!!!
Just let me grab my own paper towel ASSFACE!!!!!!
Just let me look for furniture ASSFACE!!!!!!!
Just let me order ASSFACE!!!!!!!

Later Slugs....

Fuckin' California

ahhh, California. The state full of people so dim and diluted, they voted for this guy as there Governor.....

Well, I was born there, I lived almost my whole life there, and this weekend we are coming back!!! So if you were happy to see us go, than get out of town for the weekend and......

When you have been away from everything that you know so well, for so long, going back is a little strange. Everything is the same, but looks and feels so different. Important things like, different looking streetlights, older strip malls, grocery store names, etc.
One thing that will never change is all of the great people I've been hanging out with for years. That is the ONLY thing that I truly miss. Well, that and Big O to go Pizza. Ann and I were talking the other night about how much fun we had at our apartments, the Via Navarra house before we got married, even living with my folks. It brought back a lot of memories, and made me really excited for the weekend.
I hope I get a chance to see as many of you as possible this weekend. Sorry this blog entry wasn't as much fun as the others. You can look at this guy and feel better about the way you look.

See you all on Friday Night!!!!!!!
Larson Garage, be there or.......

The HOLY SHIT AWARDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I have a slew of awards to hand out tonight people. These are probably amongst the most prestigious prizes a celebrity can receive. It's the first edition of.........
The HOLY SHIT AWARDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Our first award goes to a big star on the small screen. She's appeared in Desperate Housewives, Melrose Place, and who can forget her riveting performance in BAD INFLUENCE with James Spader and Rob Lowe....
The winner of the HOLY SHIT!!!!! I've got a Fivehead, not a forehead award is.....
MARCIA CROSS!!!!!

Look at that fucking FIVEHEAD!!!!! It's smooth, silky, vast....You could film a battle scene from Braveheart on it!!!
Congratulations Marcia!!!

Oh there's more awards to hand out people! The next award goes to an amazing college basketball player at Gonzaga. He was drafted in the first round. He sits on the bench (in street clothes) for the Lakers...
The winner of the HOLY SHIT!!!!!I'm the ugliest athlete ever award is.....
ADAM MORRISON!!!!!

Congrats Adam!!! Oh wait, he's a little overwhelmed and emotional by this award, he needed to be helped off the stage after his acceptance speech....

It's OK Adam!! Relish the moment!!! Soak it in!!!!

Our next celebrity is truly one of a kind. She starred in A League of there own with that whore Madonna. Who could forget her groundbreaking performance with Richard Dreyfus, AND Emilio Estevez in Another Stakeout? Did I mention she is a RAGING bull dike????
The winner of the HOLY SHIT!!!! I've been hit in the face with a BOAT OAR......
ROSIE O' DONNELL!!!!!!

For the record, the aforementioned OAR, is here to accept with her...

Take a bow you two!!!! Uh Oh!!!! Looks like Joaquin Phoenix is a little upset about not getting the win. There's always next time buddy!!!

Well keep your eyes open for our next broadcast people!!! Hope you enjoyed the HOLY SHIT awards!!!!!!

Celebrity Look Alikes (part one)

Good Evening everybody. Welcome to Celebrity Look alikes. I've got a handful of lookalikes that will hopefully amuse you. If not......fuck off and read your Aunt Madge's Blog.

KANYE WEST and BUBBA


I can see how you may be confused. How can a powerful sex symbol/rapper/complete asshole be compared to a dullard who cooks shrimp. It's all about the lower jaw people. Kanye West looks like he didn't wear his retainer. I'm sure he toughed it out for the braces, but once they were off, that retainer got lost and his Mom didn't want to buy him another one. I don't think they allow people in the south to wear braces or retainers. Bubba sure as hell didn't. Oh, and they're both black.

PEYTON MANNING and CORKY FROM "LIFE GOES ON"


OK, OK. I am not railing on mentally challenged people here. They freaking look alike! Peyton Manning likes to nod his head in press conferences and say,"That was a great football team we played out there today..." Corky was just a Down Syndrome kid who acted. Peyton is one of the all time great quarterbacks. Corky is one of the all time great actors with down syndrome.

ME and DREW CAREY


MMMMMMMMMM. No Comment.....

Don't get sucked in......

I'm sick of people portraying themselves one way, and than you find out it's all bullshit. Here are some examples.....
FAITH HILL...
I think she is a great looking lady. I love the Sunday Night Football song. She looks like this..

One night my Wife is watching Oprah, and I find out that she really looks like this....

Big difference huh? Why does she need fake hair, and makeup? She's pretty FUGLY in real life, so why portray yourself as a hot chick?
There's also people who want to portray a certain image. Like Tiger Woods. He is the ultimate competitor. Somebody who likes to portray himself as a devoted Husband and Father. Well, here's his wife.

Dude. She is a beautiful girl. You're good. No need to fuck with that. I imagine this is how she looks chasing him with a 3 iron.


For whatever reason, people hoist these assholes on a pedestal. Am I going to give up watching the US Open because Tiger banged a bunch of skanks? Do I stop watching the Sunday Night Football song because I know that Faith Hill needs tons of fake hair and makeup to be attractive?
For me, the answer is NO. I don't need these people to be perfect. I'm far from perfect. You're even further from perfect than I am. Deal with it slugs!!!!
Now I hate everybody who makes more money than me, so I pretty much hate everybody, but I wouldn't trade my life for there's in a second. Tiger can mash a fucking golf ball better than anybody, but that doesn't make him a better person. Faith Hill can sing horrible music and nail her hick husband, but I don't want to switch places with them.
Think about who you respect people. Think about WHY you respect them.
I'm so guilty, because I always love certain athletes, musicians and actors. Tiger included. I thought he was the guy that didn't get involved in all that bullshit. No man or woman is above the scandal.
Here's a list of some people I highly respected throughout my life.
LEONARD BERNSTEIN

Best American composer ever. Unreal talent, creativity and sheer badassness. Also cheated on his wife with SEVERAL dudes.
PAUL LODUCA

Represented what hard work, dedication, and being a TRUE LA DODGER was all about. Until we found out that he did steroids and cheated on his wife.
MAYNARD JAMES KEENAN

well......He's just a strange guy....
BUT HE'S THE LEAD SINGER OF TOOL, OWNS HIS OWN WINERY, AND AN ALL AROUND NICE GUY!!!!

I get sucked in, you get sucked in. At the end of the day, we have ourselves and our families. Mine looks like this.






No makeup, special effects or publicists needed.
WE FUCKING RULE....

Fuck Christmas.....

Hey, guess what??? Only 19 shopping days until Christmas!!!!!!

You will hear those words uttered by every lame ass local news broadcaster over the next few weeks. We're counting the days, the hours, the minutes, until Dec. 25th...Well I say FUCK CHRISTMAS!!!!

I say 20 days until there's only 300 days until these stupid countdowns start again. I just added that all up in my head people!!!!

You tell me, what is so great about Christmas? I spend more money on my kids than I normally do. That makes me want to sing other things BESIDES Joy to the World. I have to drag all of the holiday bullshit from my attic. I have to hang Christmas Lights. I have to drag my wife and kids out to look at other people's Christmas lights every other night.

As I type, my kids are watching "Charlie Brown Christmas" for the umpteenth fucking time. Some of you assholes are saying, "Hey, I like that show..." That means you don't have kids, and the last time you saw it you were 10. Or you're a lame ass, one of the 2.

The only thing good about Christmas, THIS year, is that it comes on a Friday. That means I get a 3 day vacation from selling soap and food safety equipment..

Something else that pisses me off, is when I actually break down, feel good for one second, and try to wish a merry christmas to a stranger, just to have them get all pissed off because they're jewish, or muslim, or whatever. I'm trying to be nice you bastards. You'd be more offended if I said Happy Chanukah. You'd ask me how I knew you were jewish or something. Even people who worship SATAN celebrate Christmas......

GET WITH THE PROGRAM JEWS!!!!! I know you have Sandy Koufax on you're team, but celebrate in misery with the rest of us!!! At least we get it over with in one day!!!

Sorry, I apologize to the one jewish guy I know. Sorry Goldman. Love you buddy.

Well anyways, I advise you all to attempt to get as drunk as i'm going to on Christmas. I plan on getting hammered, assembling my son's bike, and watching him eat shit all over the road!!

I take it back! I love Christmas!!!

Happy Holidays ASSHOLES!!!!!

Straight, Gay or Bi...It's not that FUCKING COMPLICATED!!!!!

My God people... What is wrong with this world? There was this great book invented a little while ago, called the DICTIONARY (You caught me, I like to break a mental sweat too). Inside it, you can look up words in alphabetical order, and it says what the words mean.
Here's a language lesson assholes....
I'm not going to get all clever, and google the definition of these words, and cut and paste it into my rant, so I'm paraphrasing. This is what I believe to be the definitions of these words...

Gay Guy- A guy who fucks, sucks, strokes or makes out with other guys. If you are alone at night and you masturbate thinking about any of the aforementioned actions, with men, than you are probably a gay guy.
Gay Girl- A girl who likes to mow down on other girls. A girl who likes to fondle and make out with other girls.
Bisexual- Someone who just doesn't care who they're fucking. It's all good!! Hooray!!! I'm so cool, I have no inhibitions!!!
Straight Guy- Let's girls blow them. Likes banging chicks. Like Breasts.
Straight Girl- Likes to get railroaded by a straight guy. Likes to shop with a gay guy.

I'm sure I missed a few, but you get the idea.

I live in Arizona now, but spent my whole life in California. We would always go to this bar called "Rocks". It was not a real hip, trendy spot. It was a fucking dump.

This dump, had dollar drinks every Thursday night. Needless to say, the boundaries between these very basic definitions were blurred by cheap Vodka and Bud Light. We had some female friends who would make out with each other. Hell, one time a couple of them mowed down on each other in the parking lot. Right in front of my friend Mike!

They weren't Gay though. They weren't Bi either.

HUH??????What the hell are they than?

According to my Wife......They were just looking for attention from men. OKAY...

So, they're straight, but they act gay, so they can have a chance at having a straight experience, so there Bi, straight, maybe gay????????????

UPON FURTHER REVIEW............
Read the definitions people. They are fucking BI. It black and white. You fuck around with both sexes........ YER BI!!!!!!!
I know there's a lot of reallllllllly cool and smart people who don't like to get hampered down by labels (fucking hippies), and just want to enjoy different experiences, and don't care about crossing any lines regarding there sexuality.

WELL GOOD FOR YOU....YOU AREN'T COOL, SMART, OR FORWARD THINKING..

YOU ARE FUCKING BI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm straight, my wife is straight, those girls at Rocks are Bi, and Ellen DeGeneres is gay. It is not that complicated.

Don't start spreading a bunch of bullshit about me being prejudiced against non straight people. Gay Guys can blow all the men they want! Gay Girls can make tortillas all night long!

Bi people can do all of the above....

Fucking Bisexuals....Choose a side already! Alright, I guess I hate Bisexuals.

Just ask Rocky Dennis.... I mean Fergie....

Have you ever walked in on somebody elses conversation, and have them look at you with an awkward, almost petrified stare. It doesn't take a genius to tell that they were just talking about you. Chances are it wasn't favorable. They probably think you are a big douchebag.
The reason why I bring this up, is a theory that is rolling around my head. I think it is a well thought out hypothesis. I may be on to something here people!
Let me explain.....
I fucking hate pop music. It is a real stretch to even lump it in with all of the other legitimate forms of music out there. A genre of "music" filled to the brim with worthless skanks who can dance. Stupid whores who stumble into the studio after a night at some Hollywood hot spot, do a few lines, pop a few prescription pills and mumble into there microphone. It doesn't matter if they can sing or not, the computers and heavy effects on the voice will take care of that. Any tart with a tight body can be a pop star. Just do a lot of crunches, cardio, and make sure you're mouth muscles and gag reflex are ready to work.
This brings me to my theory. Now think hard about this.
They are laughing at you. They are deliberately making such awful "music", because they want to find out just how far they can go. They are cracking up in the studio. I bet you they are making inside bets with each other. Britney is making a bet with Shakira. Lady GaGa is betting that you'll buy her shit. Wanna know how I can prove it????
Just ask Rocky Dennis, I mean Fergie.....
You all know Fergie, she's in the Black Eyed Peas. The Black Eyed Peas have given us all, what drug addicts call rock bottom.
I was sitting with my Wife one night, enjoying some wine and freindly conversation. That's when she sprung it on me. She asked me if I wanted to hear a song she had downloaded on her phone. Nothing could have prepared me for what I heard. She played me a song called "boom boom", or "boom yeah", "boom boom yeah", who gives a shit.
This is easily, the worst piece of shit i've ever heard. I listened to the whole thing, I gave it a chance. There is not a single melody in the entire song. It's a lomg, auditory nightmare. She's talking about swagger, the guys are just saying "boom boom" over and over again.
My Wife isn't stupid, she knew I was going to hate it. She asked me what I thought. All I could think to say was, "That is every High School Cheerleading coaches wet dream."
They are laughing all the way to the bank people. You are all suckers. You all bought this shit, you think it's "new", and "edgy". Put whatever adjective you want in front of it people..... It's fucking lame.
You like pop music? Go listen to some fucking Jamiroquai, at least they play there own instruments, write there own music, and can perform it live without a boa constrictor, light show, or a bunch of tits and ass to make it interesting. OR, grow a pair of nuts and listen to something created by a musician, not a PRODUCER.
Once the laughter stops people, they WILL record another album. STOP BUYING THIS SHIT!!! Take a stand for the good of our culture. Say NO to Britney, Christina, Rhianna, Black Eyed Peas, Lady GaGa (and her penis), and all of the others who STEAL OUR MONEY!!!!!
Only when we refuse to accept mediocrity as entertainment, will we get anything better than we are now. I'm ready for something better.....

I hope you are to.

P.S. Rocky Dennis is the kid from the Mask.