Let's start off with a man who really pisses me off. Everybody worships this guy. Not me! His music all sounds the same.. Same groove, same beat, same melody, same theme!!!!
This assholes name is...........
FUCKING BOB MARLEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What is so fucking great about a guy who is famous for smoking weed??? Shit, give me all that money and I'll get high!! The only suitable location for this type of shit is here.....
That's right... A FUCKING CAMPFIRE.......
Somewhere where everybody is drunk, stoned, tripping there balls off or high on life! This is Hippy, Wanna Be CRAP!!!!
The whole reggae genre is built upon peace and love, and getting high. I'm fine with all of these things, whatever you want to do. Why is it that we need a style of music to go along with it though? AM I the only person on earth who likes to be excited when I listen to music? If I want to relax, I'll go to sleep, that is the ultimate in relaxation.
The lyrics are FUCKING STUPID!!!!!!!!!!
"One good thing about music, when it hits you, you feel no pain." How is sound going to hit you? WOW, YOU"RE SO DEEP BOB!!!!!!!
"We're jammin', I hope you like jammin' too!" Great, you're jammin'. Why do I need to be jammin'? Leave me alone dick!
"One love, One heart, let's get together and feel all right." I have no idea what this mean. I guess it means we're all supposed to agree with the thing he loves the most. Which apparently is feeling all right......
Wow, all of these deep, insightful lyrics make me want to join a yoga class.
All you Assholes may buy it, But I'm not DAMMMMMITTT!!!!!!!!!!!!
I reallly wonder how many people actually like this crap, and how many just say they do to avoid the obligatory, "WHAT!!! You don't like Bob Marley???? What's wrong with you?"
What's wrong with me? Fuck you HIPPY!!!!!
Don't bow down to these supposed "Classic", "Timeless" musicians. Most of them FUCKING SUCK. If you like Bob Marley, fine. I don't know what the hell you find so appealing, but to each his own.
BY THE WAY...............
If you're reading this, and you don't comment or follow the blog......
I put a lot of effort into writing this bullshit. The least you can do is take 2 minutes to sign in so you can follow and comment. I want you to rail on me. I want you to call me a prick. I want you to disagree with me!
Any and all criticism is encouraged.
So come on Bob Marley Fans.....
REACT TO ME!!!!!!!!!
I thought I was the only one who thought that about Marley.
ReplyDeletefirst thing's first, Big Guy...
ReplyDeleteHOLY SHIT, YOU HAVE KIDS? PROGENY??
WHAT-THE-EFFFFFFFFFFF
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for the goddamned life of me I canNOT believe that they let you multiply. Let alone TWICE. JEEEsus...
Now as far as your description of bob marley is concerned, you pretty much hit that nail on the head with a hammer the size of oprah's ass.
I find nothing to disagree with you as far as the late bob marley is concerned, however your attempt to belittle Tom Hanks for winning an oscar because of his performance in Forrest Gump will not go unnoticed.
There are three reasons Tom Hanks won that oscar:
1. Andy DeFrain was a PUSSY.
2. Marcellus Wallace is a BITCH.
3. Tom Hanks DID NOT go full retard.
was forrest gump a better movie than shawshank? probably not. but it had a lot less tim robbins, and truth be told I am sick to fucking death of tarantino. I'm waiting for the day when he pulls a brandon lee and straight ices his own ass during one of his retarded death scenes. what a pretentious faggot. god damn.
ALSO, I have assembled a small list why Forrest Gump ROCKED as a movie, and why Pulp Fiction SUCKED OFF DOGS FOR QUARTERS. I will leave shawshank out of this one solely for the fact that I love that movie, despite tim robbins doing his best to actorially reverse-shit his dick out of his own ass the entire way through.
why forrest gump ROCKED:
1. Gary Sinise. (I should end this list right now)
2. fuck it, Gary is enough.
why pulp fiction SUCKED:
1. Sam Jackson plays the same motha' fucka' in every GOD DAMN movie he is cast in.
2. John Travolta is a scientologist.
3. Bruce Willis did not kill nearly enough people. The sword was a great start, but wait a minute, oh yeah, I forgot. Tarantino RUINED EVERYTHING. Every fight scene in Kill Bill SHOULD HAVE been in pulp fiction, except my main man Bruce should've been slicin and dicin on them japanese TREACH MONKEYS.
4. FUCK Quentin Tarantino.
there. I said it.
fuck 'im
PRICK!!!!!
ReplyDeleteWell Trav hate to disappoint but I am not a fan of Bob either. Though I am a fan of many musicians that you despise. Bag on them and I'll rail on you...well probably not, because I have learned to "agree to disagree" with you there.
ReplyDeleteWell---I'm not into all that terrible language that you use. You know I totally respect your talent as a musician and your knowledge of music as a whole, BUT some of that crap you listen to is just that, CRAP. Slip Knot or however you spell it could cause a sane person to riot and kill. You call it being excited, I think a person just becomes totally agitated and could easily harm someone or something. You know what I like though and I know you would rather blow your head off than listen to that. You are not a prick and you are a great dad.
ReplyDeletemaybe because I dont get high I have never understood bobs music... however that said his music does make me want to drink a pina colada by the beach... with earplugs in.
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